COCKTAILS
WESTCHESTER LIGHTNING
A REAL PUNCH IN THE APPLE IF YOU KNOW
WHAT WE MEAN
WELL WATER
MEZZE
(WHATEVER THAT MEANS)
TARA'S MOTHER
SUE JUKE BOXES
MORE PASTER MA!
A BOEREG COMPANY
MAIN COURSE
BASIC BITCH TURKEY WHO DIED FOR YOUR PLATE
THE DEPRESSING COMEDY OF CHARLIE THE 22 LB
TURKEY, BRINED FOR 24 HOURS, AND
SPECIALLY SEASONED (NOT FDA APPROVED)
GRAVY
HOMEMADE TURKEY GRAVY COLOR MATCHED TO THIS
BACKGROUND AND APPARENTLY DESERVING OF ITS
OWN MENU LINE EVEN THOUGH ITS A CONDIMENT,
STUFFED ONIONS WITH RICE
THESE ONIONS ALREADY HAD THANKSGIVING DINNER.
SWEET BABY JESUS POTATO CASSEROLE
MARSHMALLOWS NOT INCLUDED MUST DRIVE TO
NEAREST STORE AND PAY FOR THEM YOURSELF IF
REQUESTED.
STUFFING TWO WAYS:
DECONSTRUCTED FRENCH ONION
VIVA LA REVOLUCION
NON-PENIS SAUSAGE STUFFING
SORRY LADIES
STRING BEAN CASSEROLE
LIKE THE STRING THEORY, BUT YOU CAN TASTE IT.
AUTUMN(OUS) DRIVING SALAD
MADE BY ELON SOLD BY UBER.
CRANBERRY SAUCE
ITS NOT BLOOD.
CRANBERRY RELISH
IT MIGHT BE BLOOD.
THE DIABETIC LIFE
CHALLENGE
IDA AND STEVE FORGOT THE PIES BUT LETS HOPE THEY
DIDN'T.
GLORIA THINKS WE ARE ALL FRUIT CAKES SERVED IN A
BOWL WITHOUT THE CAKE.
*NO GRATUITY IS NECESSARY. PLEASE DISRESPECT
YOUR SERVER, WHO IS MOST LIKELY YOU.